KENTUCKY METALHEAD OFFERING FREE CUNNILINGUS

FREE ORAL SEX

ALL ATTRACTIVE LOUISVILLE AREA WOMEN

PLEASE APPLY

No hidden costs or agendas

Some restrictions apply

See terms and conditions page for qualification s

So reads the opening message at Louisville Free Face, a website brought to you by Louisville, KY resident George Kistner. The website is an absolute must-visit, in its entirety; I especially recommend the “Terms and Conditions” link (ex: “You Must be Disease Free,” as if this condition would stave off any potential client who happened to be diseased. Also: “You should let your friends know about your experience if you have a good time.”) The picture of Mr. Kistner, at left, is pulled from the “About Me” section, where he lists “George, Vampire Lord, or God” as nicknames he often goes by.

And yes, the website is completely serious. I love the internet.

-VN

P.S.: And to think I just bought land in the state in which this fine gentleman resides…