…AND DID I MENTION F*CK ROB ZOMBIE?

The rumors are true: Rob Zombie will write and direct a sequel to his Halloween remake, which will be titled H2, since moviegoers are now apparently too stupid for full titles. Trying to talk his way out of the fact that he once publicly swore he’d never make said sequel, Zombie explained “I was so burned out. [But] I took a long break, made a record and I got excited again.” In other words, somebody finally waved a big enough check in front of him to get him to return.

As you can see, there’s already a poster, but Zombie is going to have to rush into production after the New Year in order to make a title-appropriate release date. And, y’know, rushing usually equals quality… right?

-AR