COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY ROADRUNNER RECORDS – WIN A COPY OF CRADLE OF FILTH’S GODSPEED ON THE DEVIL’S THUNDER

The lesson of last week’s contest: you guys aren’t the least bit interested in competing for non-metal albums. I’m embarrassed to say that the Biffy Clyro giveaway was our least successful ever, which sucks, ’cause Biffy Clyro are awesome. Luckily, exactly two of you – McCaleb Burnett and Cutter Horne – correctly identified the logo as belonging to Consumed Regurgative. Enjoy those copies of BC’s Puzzle, dudes, ’cause it’s really, really friggin’ good.

(Side note: someone entered the contest and not only got the answer wrong, but sent me a link to the CORRECT MySpace page to try and prove they were right. How someone gets the cojones to try and argue about a band’s name whilst looking at the band’s own MySpace page is totally beyond me.)

This week, the cats n’ kittens at Roadrunner have supplied with five copies of Cradle of Filth’s new album, Godspeed on the Devil’s Thunder, to give away. The album is, in Dani Filth’s words, a “dark fairytale” about a peer of Joan of Arc’s who sexually molested and murdered an unfathomable number of little boys and girls (but mostly boys)… HOWEVER, since it’s a fairytale, it’s fun for the whole family. Your kids will love it. Enter the contest.

All you have to do to win is identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then shoot me an e-mail with your answer, your name and address at axl [at] metalsucks.net. We’ll randomly select five winners from everyone who gets it right, and announce his or her names next week. For reasons beyond my control, I had to use this band’s entire poster – obviously, you shouldn’t be making any attempts to read the illustration below the band name.

Good luck, and good night.

-AR