I WILL BE F*CKED UP AT THIS SHOW, HOW ABOUT YOU?

Is it too early to get excited about a tour that doesn’t even kick off ’til May? Not when the tour is Enslaved, Keep of Kalessin and Swallow the Sun. Truth be told, I’m not as familiar with KOK (say it aloud for a cheap giggle) as I oughta be, but Vince has been raving about them to me for months, and Enslaved and Swallow the Sun are both awesome. So, consider this the first tour of ’09 that I’m already stoked about.

Complete itinerary after the jump, or, as the French call it, le jump:

5/1 Mokena, IL @ Pearl Room
5/2 St. Paul, MN @ Station 4
5/3 Winnipeg, MB @ Royal Albert Arms
5/4 Regina, SK @ The exchange
5/5 Edmonton, AB @ Starlite Room
5/6 Calgary, AB @ Warehouse
5/7 Vancouver, BC @ Plaza Club
5/8 Victoria, BC @ Sugar
5/9 Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
5/10 Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theater
5/11 San Francisco, CA @ Slims
5/12 West Hollywood, CA @ Key Club
5/13 San Marcos, CA @ Jumping Turtle
5/15 San Ant, TX @ Scout Bar
5/16 Houston, TX @ Scout Bar
5/18 Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Culture Room
5/19 Orlando, FL @ Backbooth
5/20 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
5/21 Raleigh, NC @ Volume 11
5/22 Baltimore, MD @ Sonar Maryland Deathfest
5/23 Worcester, MA @ Palladium
5/24 New York, NY @ The Blender Theatre at Gramercy
5/25 Montreal, QC @ Foufounes Électriques
5/26 Toronto, ONT @ Opera House
5/27 Rochester, NY @ Penny Arcade
5/28 Springfield, VA @ Jaxx
5/29 Louisville, KY @ Uncle Pleasants
5/30 Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave

-AR