FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN PROTEST THE HERO’S FORTRESS AND KEZIA ON VINYL!

Congrats to the winners of last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest. The following two grand prize winners will receive this ridiculously awesome God Forbid prize package: a limited edition IV: Constitution of Treason picture-disc vinyl, a IV: Constitution of Treason lithograph and a copy of the Beneath The Scars of Glory & Progression DVD. Uh, I’m jealous:

Malacoda: “Robert Trujillo chose to get a different kind of ass than his bandmates.”

jesse: “Okay, so I’m punching the donkey. How exactly is this supposed to piss my girlfriend off?”

These runners-up also get CD copies of Norther’s new album N and the Jeff Loomis [of Nevermore] solo-album Zero Order Phase.

metalhead1: “Overcompensating for his name, aspiring metalhead Jesús commits the sin of coveting (and stealing) his neighbor’s ass.”

Johnny Death: “Trying to one up Dave Mustaine, Kerry King hires a Slayer fan in Peru to gather organic coffee beans for their “South of Heaven-ly” roast. IN STORES!! 9/9/09”

Congrats! This week we’ve got another great package that in all likelihood the winners won’t be able to use so much as just look at. But they’ll be damn pretty; two winners will each get vinyl copies of Protest the Hero’s Fortress AND Kezia records, the former of which will be damn near the top of a helluva lot of year-end lists for 2008. Alls ya gotta do is make us laugh with a funny caption to the below photo, courtesy of the band Wildildlife.