FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A NACHTMYSTIUM VINYL, INTO ETERNITY & INTRONAUT CDs

Congrats to our winners of last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest who will each receive an Aborted “Evidence Bag” prize pack containing an autographed copy of Strychnine.213, an autographed poster and an Aborted t-shirt. The winning entries:

• Villanj1: “The subsequent scream bellowed by a then Prince Diamond led to his portly aide to suggest to him a calling in life.”
• havoc21: “There’s so much evil surrounding this descent that I can actually feel Satan’s balls!”

This week we have a few special prize packages provided by the good men and women of Century Media; 1 grand prize winner will receive a gatefold double-LP vinyl of Nachtmystium’s amazing Assassins: Black Meddle Part 1 pressed on beer-colored vinyl and limited to 2,000 copies (read Sammy O’Hagar’s glowing review of the album. Two runners up will each receive CD copies of Into Eternity’s The Incurable Tragedy (read David Bee Roth’s review) and Intronaut’s Prehistoricisms, which was just released yesterday. Alls ya gotta do is come up with a funny caption for the below photo and post it in the comments, and one of these packages could be all yours! (Ghaal jokes automatically excluded for lack of originality.)

[Thanks: Zarko M.]