FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN ABORTED “EVIDENCE BAG” PRIZE PACKAGE
The great MetalSucks Mansion purge of ’08 has commenced, and the people have spoken: you really, really, really want all of our extra shit even if you don’t know what it is. Anyhoo, five lucky winners each get an assload of CDs and random shit lying around here that we need to get rid of, so congratulations to you. Here are the winners to last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest (right):
- PD: “You guys seen my distortion pedal? This accordion’s going to sound horrible without it.”
- Ambience23: “Vadim Pruzhanov’s Kvlt Mariachi band (pre-Dargonforce).”
- Damotello: “Everybody loved it when Varg Vikernes did his Rolf Harris covers.”
- Name Not Applicable: “Squeezebox Gutsfuck.”
- Leprosy: “I was reincarnated to prove that people would rather listen to this technical, air-driven music than listen to death magnetic.”
This week we have an awesome prize: 2 grand prize winners will get Aborted ‘Evidence’ bags, containing an autographed copy of Strychnine.213, an autographed poster and an Aborted t-shirt! Aborted is currently on tour with the reunited Carcass (we all went this past Saturday in NYC, and holy shit, it was awesome), so take a look at the tour dates (posted after the jump) and hit that tour up when it comes to your city. Come up with a funny caption to the below photo and the Aborted prize pack is all yours!
[Thanks: Ryan D.]
Sep. 10 – Baltimore, MD – Sonar
Sep. 11 – Raleigh, NC – Volume 11 Tavern
Sep. 12 – Atlanta, GA – The Masquerade
Sep. 13 – Tampa, FL – Jannus Landing
Sep. 15 – Austin, TX – Emo’s
Sep. 18 – Los Angeles, CA – House of Blues
Sep. 19 – San Francisco, CA – The Grand Ballroom
Sep. 21 – Seattle, WA – El Corazon
Sep. 22 – Vancouver, BC – Commodore Ballroom
