EX-VADER GUITARIST: “I QUIT THE BAND TO CONCENTRATE ON MAKING AURAL DIARRHEA”

Vader recently lost one of their guitarists*, Mauser, who apparently split to concentrate on his other band, the horribly-monikered Unsun. Based on the songs on the band’s MySpace page, it would appear that this group is the eight trillionth pop-metal band with a female lead singer who is just okay-looking enough for crater-faced metal nerds to put in their spank bank. I don’t mind that kind of thing so much when we’re talking about, say, Christina Scabbia, mostly because I don’t find Lacuna Coil’s music annoying and because Scabbia is more than just okay-looking; but this band just sucks, the same way Nightwish just suck, the same way In This Moment just suck.

I’m sure Unsun have an album coming out or something, but I don’t give a fuck. Here’s a teaser for their new whatever-the-fuck they want you to purchase:

-AR

*And their drummer, but since he wasn’t Doc, are we really supposed to give a rat’s ass?