OhMiBod: THE iPOD POWERED VIBRATOR (YES, REALLY.)

It was only a matter of time. “Love Your Music, Love Yourself;” so goes the slogan for the world’s first iPod-powered vibrator.

“Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod, iPhone or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes,” reads the description of the flagship model, conveniently priced at $69 at OhMiBod.com.

Fans seeking a little more out of their iPod vibrators might try the Naughtibod model instead: “This beautiful vibe packs a lot of punch and will rock your world! Its silhouette is as enticing to the eye as its velvety finish is to the touch. You won’t want to put it down!”

Want to fine-tune your orgasm? Try the Gspot model: “OhMiBod Gspot vibrates to the beat and rhythm of the music on your iPod, iPhone or mp3 player and is designed to hit that magic “G” note in all of us.”

No iPod? Fear not; the Boditalk has cell phone users covered too: “Boditalk™ is activated by calls made to or from your cell phone when in close range. The cell signal triggers a unique 3 pattern vibrating sequence that lasts for the entire call – enabling you to “get off while you’re on.””

Visit OhMiBod.com for a whole slew of products and accessories.

I can’t wait to try out OhMiBod with some Anal Cunt and Cannibal Corpse come Valentine’s Day 2009. With my girlfriend, of course (sorry, Kip).

-VN