I HAD TO LOOK UP “CHIRON” ON WIKIPEDIA

Here’s what it told me:

“In Greek mythology, Chiron or Cheiron (‘hand’) was held as the superlative centaur among his brethren. Like the satyrs, centaurs were notorious for being overly indulgent drinkers and carousers, given to violence when intoxicated, and generally uncultured delinquents. Chiron, by contrast, was intelligent, civilized and kind. He was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine.”

What’s that got to do with the new All That Remains single of the same name? Who the fuck knows? Watch the video and decide for yourself:

-AR