CARLOS CAVAZO IS NOW IN RATT; HAIR METAL ENTHUSIASTS EVERYWHERE SHRUG

Behind the scenes at the MetalSucks Mansion yesterday:

Vince Neilstein [via email]: Wanna cover this? I think it’s pretty big news.

Michael S. Robinson [MetalSucks’ Hair Metal Happy Hour columnist]: Old news; this has been circulating for a while. I think the bigger news will be where John Corabi ends up – it won’t be Velvet Revolver, but it should be! Anyway, no one gives a shit about Ratt, not even Ratt, so I’m not sure MS readers would care. Cavazo is useless anyway – what has the guy done worthwhile since Metal Health? Even then, that record was great, but he wasn’t. Anyway, let me know if you want me to put something together, but I just don’t see people caring.

And there you have it. This is how news is made, folks.