NEW VOCAL TRAINING DVD WILL TEACH YOU ART, SCREAMING, THE ART OF SCREAMING

I’d imagine the marketing meeting for the new vocal technique DVD The Art of Screaming went down something like this:

Marketing Exec 1: This new DVD The Art of Screaming is going to be a big hit! Gangbusters! Kids just love screaming in music these days.

Marketing Exec 2: It’s amazing! We’ll rope in the guy with the reverse-mohawk from Alien Ant Farm… That’ll really get the kids on board!

Intern (quitely, from corner): Umm… You guys, you know, there’s this other vocal instruction DVD by a pretty famous vocal coach Melissa Cross. It’s called The Zen of Screaming. You know, um, maybe we should change the name, or something. Umm…

Marketing Exec 1 (scratches head): Hmmm… kid’s got a point…

Marketing Exec 2: I’ve GOT it! We’ll call it the ART of Screaming! Because it’s like, there’s a real ART to it, you know?

Marketing Exec 1: Brilliant! I love it. Intern, get Vinny Boombatz at Hot Topic on the phone for me, will ya? We’ll make millions!

Marketing Exec 2: Did you say “millions”?

Intern: (hangs head)

Anyway, check out the trailer for the new DVD below, featuring a surprisingly hasidic looking Troy Sanders of Mastodon.

-VN