WANT TO REVIEW NEW ALBUMS FOR METALSUCKS?

You may have noticed that we’ve been slacking off on CD reviews here at the MetalSucks mansion. Truth is, we’re some busy motherfuckers and there’s only so many hours in the day. So we’re looking for a few good critics to join the team.

If you’re interested, please e-mail THREE writing samples to news [at] metalsucks.net. These should be one POSITIVE review of a recent metal release, one NEGATIVE review of a recent metal release, and one MIXED review of a recent metal release.

Serious writers only please. We’re not looking for people who say they wanna help us but will then be, in the words of John Bush, “transparent at critical moments.”

Please note that at this point there will be no pay involved… you’d be doing this for the love of doing it (and to get to hear new music by bands you love before anyone else, of course). Which is why we do it. Naturally, if things progress to the point where we can afford to pay you, we certainly will.

Thanks in advance to all those who apply. We look forward to hearing from you…

-The Dudes at MetalSucks