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LANCE ARMSTRONG AND KATE HUDSON LIKE IRON MAIDEN TOO

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The self-described “Angry Metal News” site HipstersOutOfMetal has posted the below image [originally from Ian Christe’s Bang Bang Blog] of Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson at Iron Maiden’s recent Madison Square Garden show.

lance armstrong and kate hudson at iron maiden

This is notable for two reasons:

  1. Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson AT A FUCKING IRON MAIDEN CONCERT. I just puked a little. Guys, you missed the turnoff for Magnolia Bakery by a few dozen blocks.
  2. HipsterOutofMetal’s use of “Josh Homme” as a verb: “Hope the happy couple isn’t shocked when I Josh Homme them at SkyBar this weekend.” WHEN I JOSH HOMME THEM – brilliant. A+!

-VN

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