STAIND ARE STILL TOGETHER?

I guess so. And apparently they have a new album coming out in August. It’s called The Illusion of Progress.

I mean, they have to change that title. That’s just too easy a target right there.

ANYWAY, I think I’d be more offended by this news if I thought that I was going to in any way, shape, or form have to be exposed to this album. But since I was really under the impression that this band had broken up anyway, I’m pretty much over it. Yep. “See no evil, hear no evil,” that’s my new motto. Staind fans, enjoy and God bless. I’ll see if we can get some Projekt Revolution 2009 tickets to give away for some of you.

By the way, Vince and I used to refer to Staind as “Suckd.” But I think if we ever have to talk about them again (and I don’t see why we will, but let’s just pretend for a second), we should call them “Shit Staind.” Yeah. I like that.

-AR