FULL BLOWN CHAOS COMING TO YOUR TOWN TO PLAY A SHOW, F*CK YOUR SISTER

I think it’s safe to say that Full Blow Chaos front man Ray Mazzola is the funniest interview subject we’ve ever had. If you’ve read the interview, you know these dudes get into some crazy, crazy The Dirt-style shit when they’re on tour.

So it’s just been announced that they’ll be hitting the road again in July, first to do a string of headlining gigs with The Breathing Process and Sons of Azrael, then to do some shows with science fiction lovers/pure misanthropes Shai Hulud. You should really, really make an effort to go to one of these shows and buy Ray and company a drink or twelve. If you’re nice to them, I’ll bet they’ll let you co-indulge in whatever shenanigans they get up to. And there will be shenanigans.

Just leave your girlfriend/sister/mother/whatever at home. It would be a shame to see anyone you really care about get a bottle shoved up any place that is extremely uncomfortable… like the back of a Volkswagen.

After the jump, get FBC’s complete tour itinerary.

Full Blown Chaos w/ The Breathing Process, Sons of Azrael:

6/21 @ The School – Pittsburgh, PA
6/22 @ Bernie’s – Columbus, OH
6/23 @ Yesterdays – Wheeling, WV
6/24 @ The Hangar Venue – Buchanan, GA
6/25 @ Beamers – Panama City, FL
6/26 @ Skatepark of Memphis -Memphis, TN
6/27@ The Foundry Music Theatre – Joplin, MO
6/28 @ McGraws – Hutchinson, KS
6/29 @ Bulldog Cafe – Louisville, KY
7/1 @ Club Bjiou – Toledo, OH
7/2 @ The Underground – Hamilton, ON
7/3 @ The Kathedral – Toronto, ON
7/4 @ L3 Night Club – St. Catherines, ON
7/5 @ Mavericks – Ottowa, ON
7/6 @ Lambi – Montreal, QC
7/8 @ Rockos – Manchester, NH

Full Blown Chaos w/ Shai Hulud:

7/14 @ The Loft – Poughkeepsie, NY
7/15 @ Skate-A-Rame – Utica, NY
7/16 @ Mohawk Place – Buffalo, NY
7/17 @ Stratus Nite Club – Pittsburgh, PA
7/18 @ Grog Shop – Cleveland Heights, OH
7/19 @ Magic Stick – Detroit, MI
7/20 @ The House Cafe – Dekalb, IL
7/22 @ Shorewood Legion Hall – Milwaukee, WI
7/23 @ Station 4 – St. Paul, MN
7/24 @ The Picador – Iowa City, IA
7/25 @ Nutty’s North – Sioux Falls, SD
7/26 @ Eagles Lodge – Wichita, KS
7/27 @ Marquis Theater – Denver, CO
7/29 @ Outer Rim – Salt Lake City, UT
7/30 @ The Venue – Boise, ID
7/31 @ Studio Seven – Seattle, WA
8/1 @ Satyricon – Portland, OR
8/2 @ The Boardwalk – Sacramento, CA
8/3 @ Kung Foo Corner – Westlake Village, CA
8/5 @ Karma – Victorville, CA
8/6 @ Knitting Factory – Hollywood, CA
8/7 @ Chain Reaction – Anaheim, CA
8/8 @ Soma Sidestage – San Diego, CA
8/9 @ The Brickhouse – Phoenix, AZ
8/11 @ The Factory – Oklahoma City, OK
8/12 @ The Door – Dallas, TX
8/13 @ White Rabbit – San Antonio, TX
8/14 @ The Java Jazz – E. Houston, TX
8/15 @ The High Ground – Metairie, LA
8/16 @ Rocketown – Nashville, TN
8/18 @ The Masquerade – Atlanta, GA
8/19 @ Jack Rabbits – Jacksonville, FL
8/20 @ The Haven – Winter Park, FL
8/21 @ American Legion Post 33 – Pensacola, FL
8/22 @ Sector 7G – Augusta, GA
8/23 @ The Soapbox – Wilmington, NC
8/24 @ ‘s – Fredericksburg, VA KC
8/25 @ The Ottobar – Baltimore, MD
8/26 @ First Unitarian Church – Philadelphia, PA
8/27 @ The Knitting Factory – New York, NY
8/28 @ Harper’s Ferry – Allston, MA
8/29 @ Good Timez Nightclub – Livingston, NJ
8/30 @ Valentines – Albany, NY
8/31 @ Club Hell – Providence, RI

-AR