AND FINALLY, DEATH METAL WITH A COW ON VOCALS

OK, this is it folks, I promise. We’ve already unearthed death metal / grindcore bands with dog (Caninus) and parrot (Hatebeak) vocalists, but this one, posted by MetalSucks commenter Emily, has GOT to win the award for stupidest shit we’ve ever posted. The band, appropriately named Bovinus, actually has a cow on vocals. You’ve got to skip to the fourth track on their MySpace page, the aptly titled “Grass Eating Monsters,” to hear our bovine friend in action — and man, can that fuckin’ guy moo with the best of ’em.

First asshole to comment with “This is SO two months ago and is actually the side-project of br00tal / kvlt band X” gets banned.

-VN

[Bovinus on MySpace]