SATURDAY SONG TO GET STONED (AND RAPE INFANTS) TO: SWALLOW THE SUN – “PSYCHOPATH’S LAIR”

What’s that you say?? Child rearing (literally) has been outlawed? What the fudge, dude — where was I?!?

Speaking on behalf of all first amendmenteers everywhere, this is an outrage — isn’t my banging whoever I wantsa bang protected by the freedom to…you know, assemble, in one’s a-hole? Even if said “one” is under the age of one, I still don’t see the harm as long as both parties are consenting, ahem, persons.

I say bang the bums of whosever you wansta, and don’t be an age-ist fer chrissakes!! Infant isn’t even a number anyway…

And while you’re at it, smoke a bowl and check out this dark ditty.

SWALLOW THE SUN — “Psychopath’s Lair”, from Ghosts of Loss (2005)

-KW