CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, NOT AN ALBATROSS

From UrbanDictionary.com:

A sexual position in which one male pleasures four others by giving a blow job, taking it in the butt, and giving two hand jobs simultanesously, hence the flapping motion of said bird.

Hopefully Corrosion of Conformity did not have this in mind when they wrote their 1994 landmark single “Albatross.” Around that time there was a very short-lived radio station experiment here in NYC on Q104.3 (now classic rock) which billed itself as “Pure Rock,” and this song was a staple in the station’s brief time on the planet (along with Type O Negative, Pantera, and others. Can you even imagine?). Young Axl and I thought it was pretty much the coolest station ever. And it was.

-VN