MUTUAL FUNDS, COMING SOON TO A METALHEAD NEAR YOU

I really would never have seen this one coming in a million years. Hip, wanna-be millionaires can now invest in a mutual fund without trading in their sleeve-tats for a suit and tie and without losing that oh-so-precious street-cred by investing in the new, hipster-targeted Thrasher Funds mutual fund [via Buzzgrinder].

Ladies and gentlemen; amazingly, this is not a joke.

Despite the metal-themed moniker, it seems like they’re more actively pursuing the hipster crowd as their target customer. Though you might see a few Mastodon or Sword shorts at the party, my wager is that they’re after the money of the upwardly-mobile NYC Arcade Fire yuppie. Though you never know — maybe soon they’ll release the mallcore Hot Topic version.

-VN