MATZAH METAL: THE TEN PLAGUES… METAL STYLEE

So, for those of you who might not know any Jews (read: those of you outside New York City), this weekend marked the beginning of Passover, the Jewish holiday celebrating the exodus of the Jews from slavery in Egypt (for you Christians… you might recognize the story from the Exodus section of that neat little book called The Bible). As you contemplate not eating any bread for a week, we contemplate the 10 Plagues — those most metal of punishments doled by God unto the evil Egyptians — and their metal-inspired counterparts.

1. Blood: God transformed the water in the Nile River into a river of blood for 7 days, causing the death of fish and leaving the Egyptians with undrinkable water. This one is obvious: Slayer’s “Raining Blood”! Awesome live footage.

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2. Frogs: God created a swarm of frogs that came up out of the Nile river and covered the land of Egypt, infesting Egyptian houses. Toads aren’t quite Frogs, but the Toadies do it for me.

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Thanks to the illustrious “metalgf” for her help with these posts. Stay tuned for tomorrow’s plagues.

-VN