LAIR OF THE MINOTAUR HAVE MADE THE BEST METAL VIDEO EVER. REALLY. THE BEST ONE EVER.

Earlier this week Axl wrote a post plugging the new Lair of the Minotaur video for “War Metal Battle Master” without having seen it yet; well, today I finally watched it. Holy. Shit.

If ever there is a video worthy of two posts in a week, this is it. If Lair of the Minotaur’s new video doesn’t win the award for sheer bad-assery, I don’t know what will. And if there’s no such thing as an award for sheer bad-assery then there should be, and this video should win it. I mean for fuck’s sake, the video features men in armor pulverizing each other with enormous swords and other assorted medieval weaponry, blood spewing from decapitated torsos, and naked chicks eating flesh off of severed legs and dead bodies.

I’m going to write that again, put it in bold and underline it in case any of you are skimming this article and missed it: men in armor pulverizing each other with enormous swords and other assorted medieval weaponry, blood spewing from decapitated torsos, and naked chicks eating flesh off of severed legs and dead bodies.

Get your attention yet? Oh, and there’s some metal in it too, and dudes playing guitar or something. Prepare to summon your inner Beavis whilst watching. Go view it here (no embedding allowed).

-VN