MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO’S HAIRCUT CAN PLAY GUITAR FASTER THAN YOU

We’re huge fans of Michael Angelo Batio / Nitro here at MetalSucks. Seriously. No dude is more metal. That over/under technique gives us a major stiffy. So naturally we got a bit aroused when the indubitable Metal Inquisition posted the following:

Michael Angelo Batio from Nitro has to be one of the few people who actually looked better during the height of the glam 80’s than he does now.

1. How do you even ask for a haircut like this? Do you ask to look like a Muppet?

2. His shirt with unnecessary buckles is rather impressive as well.

3. Love the sky-like backdrop curtain. Tasteful.

The truest words ever spoken = A+ journalism. Nice job, guys.

-VN