ATTENTION METALCORE BANDS: FREE LASER TATTOO REMOVAL NEXT MONDAY IN BEVERLY HILLS

According to a press release, Dr. Tattoff is offering one day of free laser tattoo removal next Monday, February 25th in Beverly Hills, “for anyone you know who has considered having a tattoo removed but were concerned about the price.”

The promotion, dubbed “Operation Ink-Off,” is valid from 8am to 8pm and is good for up to six inches of tattoo removal. Sorry, but they will not be able to remove Fred Durst’s penis.

Metalcore scenesters take note, because seriously, when the current trends fade and you’re stuck with two full sleeves of dated artwork, you’re gonna wish you’d taken the trip up from Orange County and gotten ’em removed without spending thousands.

-VN