JAMEY JASTA SHOCKS EVERYONE BY PROMISING THE SAME BS EVERY OTHER MUSICIAN PROMISES

I’m so fucking tired of headlines like this one. You realize that if you always say your new album is gonna be your “heaviest” or “best” or “biggest” or whatever, that it makes it pretty much impossible for anyone with half a brain to take you seriously, right?*

This is becoming like the metal world’s equivalent of those idiotic post-game interviews you see with athletes: “It was a team effort and we played as a team” or “We came to play and we played hard” or “We tried our hardest and we played good but they played better.”

Please. Just blow me.

-AR

*The funny thing about this is, I actually do like Hatebreed. Huh. I guess I’m just that big a dick.