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So who’s excited about the return of Lost tonight? The show has sure had its peaks and valleys, but it ended on a good note last May, and besides, with the ongoing writers’ strike, what the fuck else are you gonna watch?

Will we ever find out what the smoke monster is? Will the origins of that four toed statue be revealed? What the hell do those numbers mean? Can Hurley complete a sentence without saying “dude?” Does Desmond have to call everyone “brother” every time he opens his fucking mouth? Will Jack and Kate ever stop whining and just fuck already? Hopefully we’ll get some answers tonight; in the meantime, here’s some Lost clips edited together to a soundtrack of Bruce Dickinson’s “Tears of the Dragon.” Enjoy.

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-AR