NECRO TO MTV NORWAY: “PLEASE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. I HAVE CRED, I SWEAR.”

Remember that scene in Forest Gump when the school principal shows Forest’s mom the chart for designating if someone is a retard, an idiot, a moron, etc? I’m fairly certain poor Momma Necro had to go through that at some point during her son’s development. The evidence? Not only did this dimwit get himself booted from Sounds of the Underground, but a reputable source tells us he was almost arrested during December’s Stillborn Fest when he tried to punch a heckler in the front row – until he missed and knocked out several teeth of the one actual fan at the gig (charges were dropped when the fan decided to let his hero off the hook). That sounds like something out of a Police Academy movie, but it actually happened.

Of course, these incidents don’t happen to Necro just because he has bad luck – they happen because he’s a rapper trying to gain cred in the metal world, a notoriously difficult feat even for someone more talented than Necro. So now Headbanger’s Blog has this unintentionally hilarious video of Necro telling MTV Norway (!) why metal heads should take him seriously:

Don’t fret, Necro. You can always join Kottonmouth Kings; I hear they’re looking to add a little hip-hop twist to their music.

-AR