SINGER NO ONE GIVES A SH*T ABOUT SIGNS WITH LABEL NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF

Former Adler’s Appetite lead vocalist Sheldon Tarsha has inked a deal with Blastzone Entertainment for the retail release of his debut CD, Prophecies.

As lead singer of Adler’s Appetite, Sheldon Tarsha’s vocals were enjoyed by literally dozens of people. Tarsha is thrilled to no longer be held back by having one kinda-sorta-used-to-be famous member in the band, and to now be able to reach a more discerning audience that does not require such a gimmick. Mr. Tarsha* firmly believes that he can be the first cool person in history to bear the name “Sheldon.” Or “Tarsha.”

As the label for such acts as Legs Diamond, Bastardz from Brazil, and Confederacy of Horsepower, Blastzone specializes in bringing the music of bands no one has ever actually heard of before to nobody you’ve ever actually met. They are proud to add the first ever act to their roster who may have actually once played with somone about whom people kinda-sorta-but-not-really care.

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-AR

*If you can identify Tarsha or any of the other dudes who aren’t Steven Adler in the above photo, you care too much. Also, if you can identify Steven Adler in the above photo, you care too much.