METALSUCKS PRESENTS THE FIRST ANNUAL SUCKIES AWARDS
2007: it was the suckiest of years, it was the least of sucky of years. Whatever your particular brand of metal – thrash, hair, nu, core, grind, prog, black, death, melodic death, melodic blackened death – one thing is clear about each and every person who visits this site: you like to argue. You like to argue a lot.To that end, we thought we’d turn over these pages to you, the readers, to duke it out and dole out awards as you see fit. Thus, after the jump, vote for the 1st Annual MetalSucks Readers Choice Awards, which shall heretofore be known as THE SUCKIES. We’d tell you to play nice, but really… what fun would that be?
-Axl, Vince, Kip, and Everyone at MetalSucks
The First Annual Suckies Awards, in all their glory, after the jump.
SUCKIEST ALBUM
LEAST SUCKY ALBUM
SUCKIEST SINGER
LEAST SUCKY SINGER
SUCKIEST GUITARIST
LEAST SUCKY GUITARIST
SUCKIEST BASSIST
LEAST SUCKY BASSIST
SUCKIEST DRUMMER
LEAST SUCKIEST DRUMMER
PRODUCER OF THE YEAR
BIGGEST ASSHOLE
SMALLEST ASSHOLE
CRAZIEST MOTHERFUCKER
LEAST SUCKY TOUR
SUCKIEST REUNION CASH GRAB TOUR
SUCKIEST METALSUCKS COMMENTER
SUCKIEST TOUR
