PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS

Winners to last week’s contest which asked for funny captions for the above photo have been announced! One grand prize winner gets the new CD Confidence and Consequence from Too Pure to Die , as well as a Too Pure to Die t-shirt and Trustkill Records t-shirt. Four runners up get their very own copy of the CD. And here are the winning captions:

WINNER:

DeathMetalDave: “You see this? This is my metal face. And when I put on my metal face, it’s time to fuck shit up….somebody toss me into the pit.”

RUNNERS UP:

LiquidMan666: “Billy Milano has really let himself go.”

LubbyBube: “Chad Gay and Vinnie Small.”

J Cantrell: “When World of Warcraft and reality collide.”

Matt: “I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.”

Congrats! Stay tuned for our next photo caption contest, coming soon to a metal blog near you.

-VN