HOW GN’R SCARED THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF A CONNECTICUT SCHOOL TEACHER

A friend just sent us a link to this hilarious news story about a school teacher who was so frightened by the lyrics to “Welcome to the Jungle” that she barricaded herself into a classroom:

“State police say a teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N’ Roses song over the public address system for a threat.

“She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die.

“Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system… The teenagers were cuffed on the ground for about 15 minutes while police investigated. They were released after being questioned and state police Sgt. Brian Ness said they did not realize the teacher was in the school and will not face charges.”

It’s good to know that twenty years later, someone still thinks GN’R are dangerous.

-AR