NOW YOU CAN OWN DEF LEPPARD’S SWEATY, STINKY STAGE CLOTHES

Def Leppard bassist Rick Savage* is auctioning off some of his stage clothes on DefLappard.com, according to Blabbermouth. Even when I think of the rock stars I’m most enamored of, I can’t really imagine wanting something they wore on stage** and did all kinds of sweating and who the fuck knows what else in. The worst part is that these aren’t even Savage’s stage clothes from back in the day, when he was still cool; this is the shit he wore on stage earlier this year. Sheesh.

No word on whether or not the clothes have been cleaned. I’m not sure if these duds being filthy would be a pro or a con for whatever nut job is surely gonna fork over an obscene amount of money for this shit.

-AR

*You remember Rick Savage, right? He’s not the lead singer, not the dead guitar player, not the guitar player who isn’t really the lead singer of Genesis, and not the one-armed drummer who beat his wife and may or may not have killed Dr. Richard Kimble’s wife; nay, Savage is the one who stutters.

**Okay, MAYBE I’d buy one of Slash’s top hats. Maybe.