NOW VINCE NEIL SAYS TOMMY LEE IS IN MOTLEY CRUE

I say we just put all four members of the Crue in a steel cage for a fight to the death, and the winner gets to be killed.

This is ridiculous, and honestly, I could give a flying fuck anymore. Like Metallica, this band has about as much of a chance of ever recording anything decent again as I do of having a three way with Christina Scabbia and Marta. Actually, I think I may have a better chance of making that three way happen, as I have drugs, booze, and, God willing someday money on my side.

Fuck these guys. Fuck them in the ear.

-AR