OUR DETHKLOK CONTEST WINNER IS A U.S. SOLDIER IN KUWAIT WHO WATCHES METALOCALYPSE AT “WORK”

Congratulations to John R. Forrester, the winner of our Dethklok contest; John gets to take home a sweet grab bag of Dethklok / Adult Swim merch. We asked our readers to tell us who was their favorite member of Dethklok and why, and though John — who is a member of the 160th Signal Brigade, stationed in Kuwait — failed to actually answer the question his answer was so kickass that we had to name him the winner anyway:

I am entering for me and my friend who is the smallest biggest fan of dethklok in the army lol…. This guy always watches dethklok I mean that’s what we do at work… watch dethklok and it never gets old….once and a while you hearing the incoming mortar alarms going off and we all hit the bunker…while its still playing.. Once a mortar landed 20 ft from our tent, while the show is playing, right after the mortar hit what was said in perfect timing? That’s Brutal!!!!! Hahahah it was like the funniest thing ever we almost played catch with a mortar and then Nathan says that’s brutal I was about to say it but he beat me to it….we were laughin at that for days…. And not to mention we warm up on guitar hero with thunderhorse! I don’t think we can ever get timing like that again… DETHKLOK strikes again!

Wow. I’m not quite sure whether to be upset that my tax dollars are paying for this guy to watch cartoons at “work” or to be excited that my tax dollars are paying for this guy to watch cartoons at work. At least our idiotic government allows such an awesome ocurrence to take place instead of fighting a stupid war and killing innocent civilians. But regardless… you gotta hand it to the guy… playing catch with a fucking mortar while watching Metalocalypse?? That IS fucking brutal!! Congrats, John.

-VN