THE THREE WORST COMMERCIALS EVER… TO STAR SLASH

$lash has gots to get paid, yo. He’s gots to get paid! Fuck, this week alone he’s got an autobiography out and Guitar Hero III in stores. Obviously, the lesson he learned from GN’R breaking up is that it’s better to make millions of dollars every year than not make millions of dollars every year, and he has no intention of letting that opportunity slip away again; VR only have one more album on their contract with RCA after all, and then there’s the very real chance that they go the way of their business model, Audioslave.

To celebrate Slash getting a little bit richer (seriously, Vince and I alone have probably paid for his sons’ college educations by this point), here’s the three shitty commercials he’s lent his good name to over the years – including his banned MasterCard ad!

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-AR