HALLOWEEN DRINK RECIPE: GOAT’S BLOOD MARTINI
STEP ONE: Chill a martini glass.
STEP TWO: Disembowel a fucking goat.
STEP THREE: Drain said goat for scrumptious blood.
STEP FOUR: Add 1 ounce goat’s blood, 2 ounces potato vodka.
STEP FIVE: Garnish with braaaiiinnzssss, and enjoy.
STEP SIX: Repeat 3-9 times.
STEP SEVEN: Smoke a fool or two, and run like hell from the cops.
Happy Hallow’s Eve, y’all!!! Be safe out there amongst the beasties…
-KW
p.s. If goats don’t tickle your fancy, remember: infant’s blood isn’t just for kids…
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