LAST NIGHT, MY GIRLFRIEND AND I HAD ANAAL SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME!

I guess it’s just a lame butt-sex-joke kinda day. Huh.

So ANYWAY, Feto Records will release the latest offering from British black metallers Anaal Nathrakh (the name means “serpent’s breath,” which is actually a pretty good description of the stench of anal sex, too), Hell Is Empty and All The Devils Are Here, on October 29. To get you stoked, they’ve posted a track from the album, “Screaming of the Unborn,” on the label’s MySpace page. It’s a pretty awesome song, bolstering my theory that 2007 is the best year for black metal in recent memory.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go wash the poop from my dick.

-AR