TRAPT TURN THE “SUCK” KNOB UP TO 11 AND BEYOND WITH NEW LIVE DISC

Aspiring musicians and rock-star hopefuls, we have some news for you that will no doubt make you feel better about your fledgling career; 3rd generation nu-metallers Trapt have announced plans to release a live album, and boy does it sound terrible. For those unfamiliar with Trapt (aka Linkin Park Jr.), their music sounds something like getting raped in the ear and then having a steaming turd shoved deep inside your ear canals. Now imagine that but in a live setting, where the band members can’t benefit from such modern trickery as guitar overdubbing, snare drum replacement, and auto-tune (Trapt might consult their good friends in Atreyu about this issue). The results are unimaginably god awful. Forget the old adage of turning the “suck” knob all the way up to 11; Trapt have turned it up to infinity.

There, now don’t you feel better about your own music already? Thought so.

-VN