AXL ROSE SAYS “THE TIMING COULDN’T BE BETTER” TO APPEAR ON NEW SEBASTIAN BACH ALBUM… SINCE HE APPARENTLY HAD NOTHING ELSE TO DO

As reported by the Distinguished Mr. Neilstein yesterday, Axl Rose will appear on Sebastian Bach’s new solo album, Angel Down. This will, of course, be the first original recording Rose has appeared on since the 1999 industrialized GN’R track “Oh My God” from the soundtrack to the critically acclaimed, life-changing Ahnuld masterwork, End of Days (Rose has since claimed that the song was a demo, never meant for public consumption).

Now Axl has seen fit to step forth from his gilded kingdom in the clouds and comment on GN’R’s official website about the guest spot.

In a piece cleverly entitled “Axl Rose to Appear on Sebastian Bach’s New Album, ‘Angel Down,’ by Axl Rose,” Rose writes:

“For me, the three songs together are a good package. They are all different, with different approaches and styles from each other and from material I have on the upcoming Guns N’ Roses record. For me, the timing couldn’t be better and I’m quite surprised to be on one song, let alone three!!!”

The “timing couldn’t be better?” What the fuck does that mean? Because it didn’t interrupt your arduous schedule of never ever ever putting out a record never ever?!?!

Also, I guess Axl rrreeaallllyyy wants us all to know that the statement is just his opinion. Otherwise, I can’t figure out any reason why he needs to keep saying “for me.”

-AR