HELL FREEZES OVER: VAN HALEN ANNOUNCE FULL TOUR WITH DAVID LEE ROTH!

At a much-anticipated press conference this afternoon in Los Angeles, Van Halen announced a 25-date North American tour, the first with estranged singer David Lee Roth in 22 years. The lineup will feature all of the original members except bassist Michael Anthony; Eddie Van Halen’s son Wolfgang will be in his place. This is approximately how we at MetalSucks feel about this news:

DAVID LEE FUCKING ROTH VAN HALEN!! !!!GKJHfgloawiuf67986(*(*&&(*(&*(*&!!!!!

Tickets go on sale this Saturday. Tour dates after the jump.

Sep. 27 – Charlotte, N.C. @ Bobcats Arena
Sep. 29 – Greensboro, N.C. @ Coliseum
Oct. 01 – Philadelphia @ Wachovia Center
Oct. 07 – Toronto @ Air Canada Centre
Oct. 10 – Cleveland @ Quicken Loans Arena
Oct. 14 – Indianapolis @ Conseco Fieldhouse
Oct. 16 – Chicago @ Allstate Arena
Oct. 18 – Chicago @ United Center
Oct. 22 – Auburn Hills, Mich. @ Palace of Auburn Hills
Oct. 24 – Minneapolis @ Target Center
Oct. 26 – Kansas City, Mo. @ Sprint Center
Oct. 28 – St. Louis @ Scottrade Center
Oct. 30 – Boston @ TD Banknorth Garden
Nov. 03 – East Rutherford, N.J. @ Continental Airline Arena
Nov. 13 – New York @ Madison Square Garden
Nov. 20 – Los Angeles @ Staples Center
Nov. 23 – Glendale, Ariz. @ Jobing.com Arena
Nov. 25 – San Diego @ Cox Arena
Nov. 27 – Sacramento, Calif. @ Arco Arena
Nov. 29 – San Jose, Calif. @ HP Pavilion
Dec. 01 – Portland, Ore. @ Rose Garden
Dec. 03 – Seattle @ Key Arena
Dec. 05 – Vancouver @ GM Place
Dec. 09 – Edmonton, Alberta @ Rexall Palace
Dec. 11 – Calgary, Alberta @ Pengrowth Saddledome

-VN