FIVE VIDEOS TO DISPROVE THAT METAL IS “SATANIC”

So yesterday Blabbermouth featured a Russian report claiming that 35% percent of heavy metal songs have Satanic content, and Idolator, God bless ’em, threw in their two cents, including a list of fake statistics (“A São Paulo institute has proven that 91% of Brazilian music is made in Brazil” – actually, that statistic might be real), going so far as to include a Deicide video in their own story (this is very likely the first and last time a Deicide video will ever appear on or anywhere near Idolator).

Now, there are obviously some legitimate gripes to be had with this story – not least of which is the vagueness of both the terms “Satanic content” and “heavy metal.” To wit, after the jump, five metal videos which, without a doubt, have no satanic content to speak of… or do they?

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-AR