77 DRUMMERS TO PLAY AT ONCE, DEAFEN ALL OF BROOKLYN

This just in: Legendary Japanese iconcolasts BOREDOMS, a visionary band who has spent over twenty years pushing itself toward new frontiers, will stage the most extraordinary concert of their career on July 7, 2007. A once-in-a-lifetime performance featuring 77 drummers, and meant to be performed just once (on 7/7/07), BOREDOMS will create 77BOADRUM as a free show in the Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park section of Brooklyn Bridge Park.

This is exactly the kind of shit that makes my blood boil; hipsters trying to be cool and original, pushing things to the next level, trying to reinvent the wheel. “Dooood… it’s gonna be groundbreaking!” Visionary? Try envisioning my fist in your nuts. Fuck you, you stupid dumb fucks. Leave it up the shits at Vice Records to promote something this inane. Go listen to the Arcade Fire or something. Better yet, read Axl’s rant from yesterday.

-VN