NOW IS THE TIME: LET’S ASSASSINATE JONATHAN DAVIS

You know what? Enough is enough. I can’t fuckin’ take it anymore; it makes my skin crawl. The new Korn single is so bad it makes me physically ill to listen to, and now comes the news that Jonathan Davis is writing an opera with once-respectable horror writer Clive Barker AND putting together a coffee table book. I guess married life has really calmed the current owner of Ted Bundy’s old car.

Here’s the thing:

• Jonathan Davis is no Puccini
• Jonathan Davis is no Annie Leibovitz
• Jonathan Davis has done enough damage to pop culture for one lifetime

In conclusion: now is the time for Davis to go away. For good.

First person to FedEx us his head gets a free Mithras CD.

-AR