WHERE WASHED UP C-RATE NU-METALLERS GO TO DIE

What happens when members of washed-up C-rate nu-metal bands can’t find work? Why, they join forces with washed up hair-metal glamsters, of course! Sebastian Bach has reported on his website SebastianBach.com that Jason West of third-generation nu-metal failures Neurotica will be his new drummer.

For those of you who never heard Neurotica… you didn’t miss much. The above picture should pretty much tell the story. Lead singer Kelly Shaefer actually auditioned for Velvet Revolver, if I’m not mistaken; needless to say, I think VR made the right choice.

-VN