WELL, NO ONE CAN ACCUSE THEM OF BEING THE SH*TTIEST METAL FESTIVAL

One of the biggest problems with attending all day or multiple day music festivals? Even though the food is generally guaranteed to make your bowels rumble, there’s no good place to take a poo- it’s all Porta Potties which, I don’t have to tell you, are disgusting (I always feel bad for girls at these things- all that hovering must be rough on the legs).

Well, Blabbermouth reports that the organizers of Germany’s Wacken Open Air Festival (which this year will include performances from All That Remainis, Bullet for My Valentine, Cannibal Corpse, In Flames, Napalm Death, and Vader, amongst others) are making private toilets available (pictured left) to festival goers- complete with three cleanings!- for the low low price of 120 Euro (approximately $163).

Since Wacken is a whopping five days long, it’s good to know that its attendees will be able to shit in peace during the festivities.

-AR