CENTURY MEDIA GETS ALL THE GIRLS

Lambgoat reports that Century Media Records has signed Santa Cruz sextet Arsonists Get All The Girls, and will release the band’s new album, The Game of Life, later this year.

The band describes their sound as “”the derailment of a gay train on its way to straight town,” but it sounds to me more like the derailment of the quality train on its way to shit town. Seriously: this is the same technical deathcore bullshit that The Red Chord, Job For a Cowboy, etc. are all playing right now, and the real crime of these bands is, they usually just fuck up all the genres they’re trying to meld together… unlike that other band Century just signed, who actually bring something unique to the modern metal table.

-AR