OZZY’S NEW GOAL: TO MAKE HIS FANS AS NUTTY AS HE IS

There are brief audio samples available of several of the tracks from Ozzy Osbourne’s upcoming, still-untitled album available on his official website, including a snippet of his new single, “I Don’t Want to Stop,” which drops April 13. Unfortunately, to hear them, you have to scroll over various objects on the page, all of which are hidden in the “dark” and illuminated only once you scroll near them. Also, the cursor is incredibly difficult to hold in place.

This is stupid, gimmicky bullshit, and I don’t have the patience for it.

-AR