SLAYER AND MARILYN MANSON WILL TOUR TOGETHER THIS SUMMER!

Yes! Yes! YES! This will surely be the most Evil with a capital “E” tour, like, EVER. Also, a show at which I will most surely fear for my life (everyone talks about how nuts Slayer fans are, but somehow people neglect to mention that Marilyn Manson fans are criz-ay-zee!). It will be kinda neat-o to watch the goth kids and alcoholic Slayer slaves beat the shit out of one another, but maybe even cooler is the fact that Manson, who is a known prima donna, is sure to rub the dudes in Slayer in the wrong way, which means that by the fall we should have a pretty sweet war of words going on. Three things Kerry King and Marilyn Manson have in common: tattoos, hatred of organized religion, and a passionate love of talking shit.

-AR