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Gene Simmons… EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!

  • Axl Rosenberg
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Gene Simmons… EEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!Gene Simmons and his live-in lover/mother of children/woman who allows him to cheat on her, Shannon Tweed, both got facelifts last week for their sub-Osbournes reality show, Family Jewels. To the left, a photo from gossip site TMZ.

This is the most disgusting thing I’ve seen since VH1 showed Vince Neil getting all his fat sucked out. Say what you will about hip-hoppers, Chaim, but Ice Cube never publicly humiliated himself like this (although Are We There Yet? comes pretty close).

-AR

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