EVERYONE HAS GOT TO STOP COMPARING HINDER TO GUNS N’ ROSES RIGHT NOW

I mean it. No more Motley Crue comparisons, either, alright? I’m fucking serious. STOP IT. They have nothing to do with one another. Hinder suck so fucking bad and are so fucking arrogant, I hope their tour bus crashes and they get caught in the wreckage for hours and hours and hours before finally dying. I don’t give a fuck if they hired Nigel Dick (“Sweet Child O’ Mine”) to direct their video; Michael Jackson having hired Martin Scorsese to direct “Bad” doesn’t make him Robert fucking DeNiro. In their heyday, Vince Neil and Tommy Lee would’ve fucked Hinder’s girlfriends while Nikki Sixx beat the living shit out of them, and then Slash and Duff and Izzy would’ve spit on them and taken their wallets to go buy heroin.

If Hinder wanna fight, I’ll do it. They should just post a message below. I’ll get on a plane and go anywhere in the world and make them cry for their mommies, who most likely don’t love them anyway. How could they? These guys are fucking shameful Nickleback wanna-bes. They have about as much to do with real rock n’ roll as a child’s drawing on his parents’ fridge has to do with the fucking Mona Lisa. STOP COMPARING THEM TO GN’R, OR I’M COMING TO YOUR HOME TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS TO YOU.

With great thanks,

AR